30 January 2011

"Command, this is BookWorm with priority message..."

//activate transmission: receiving emergency transmission "BookWorm";
...signal acquired...
...server connected...
//active transmission: begin recording AND transcription;
...transcription started...
...
BookWorm(unit_27): Command, this is book worm with priority message--

Command(Bot_119): This is Command, go ahead book worm--

BookWorm(unit_27): We've detected high levels of boredom in the system, please confirm--

Command(Bot_119): Confirmation of high levels of boredom. Can you locate the source--

BookWorm(unit_27): It appears the source is the book called "The Secret Garden". Please advise--

Command(Bot_119): Acknowledge source as "The Secret Garden, please verify percent completed--

BookWorm(unit_27): Process is at 10% in 2 hours, over--

Command(Bot_119): BookWorm, this is Command, process "The Secret Garden" is processing too slow. We'll burn out the readers at this rate. Abort commands have been sent, please confirm--

BookWorm(unit_27): Command, abort codes have been received and are in process. Have a nice day--
...
...transcription ended...
//active transmission: clear ALL;
...
...server will go offline in 5...
...server will go offline in 4...
...server will go offline in 3...
...server will go offline in 2...
...server will go offline in 1...
...server disconnected...

(They tell me the movie is good, but the movie doesn't count for class.)

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